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G2 VS TSM
I think that game just widened the gap between Korea and the west.
——我想這場比賽擴大了韓國和歐美之間的差距。
——Truer words have never been spoken...though it was entertaining as hell
——沒有哪句評價比這句更真實了......儘管聽上去就像是該死的玩笑話。
ah the classic EU Nexus play
——啊，經典的歐洲基地之戰。
——Shades of S4 Fnatic in this one
——S4時Fnatic50血的陰影從未消散。
——They were using the FNC death brush strat, why not the base race throw as well?
——橫豎他們已經學了fnatic的死亡灌木叢戰術，什麼拆家之類的自然也一併學了。
trick is the reason people don't play solo queue when legendary skins come out
——trick的表現完美說明了為什麼當傳說皮膚上架的時候，大家都不敢打單排。
He should swim back to Korea
——trick應該游回韓國。
bring expect with him too
——帶上expect吧。
I dunno, don't think he can carry Expect.
——不，我覺得他帶不動expect。
Reddit: Sven is by far THE worst jungler at MSI this year. No contest.
Trick: Hold my beer
——Reddit：Sven是目前為止本屆MSI上無可爭議的最差選手。
Trick：一起哈啤
G2: I heard you thought our games weren't exciting enough
~~~
——G2：我聽說你們抱怨我們的比賽不夠刺激興奮呢呢呢~~~
TSM still manage to disappoint even when they win...
——為什麼TSM即使贏了也能這麼讓我失望......
Sven打韓國隊時
Sven打臺灣隊時
Sven打越南隊時
Sven打歐洲隊時
SKT VS GAM
Garen ban was critical to SKT's success.
——ban蓋倫對SKT的勝利至關重要(一本正經)
The only known counter to faker
——這可是目前唯一能counter到faker的英雄啊。
Huni: Fiesta?
Faker: Kkoma said no fiesta
faker dies to level 2 gank
Peanut: Fiesta?
Faker: Make it so
——
huni：幹起來？
faker：kkoma說要穩。
faker2級被gank死了。
peanut:幹起來？
faker：幹幹幹。
SKT: Faker wanna join the fiesta?
Faker: Nah...
——
SKT：faker來一起浪不？
faker：呃......
The dude banned Garen. That was enough for me.
——faker已經ban了蓋倫了，這對他來說已經很浪了。
Faker: Can we skip MSI next year? It's mandatory?
——faker:我們明年能跳過MSI麼？這是必須要參加的麼？
Peanut is that Diamond guy smurfing in Silver who always happens to be in the enemy team in your series.
——peanut就是那種鑽石代打白銀，又剛好在你晉級賽時候的對面。
Apparently GAM has a peanut allergy
——很顯然GAM花生過敏
the most accurate enemy's Lee Sin representation
——每次遇到的敵方打野盲僧就是這個樣子的！
How to tell apart a good Lee (Peanut) from a bad Lee (Trick):
Good Lee uses Muay Thai skin
Bad Lee uses God Fist skin
——如何分辨一個盲僧是好是壞？
好的盲僧用泰拳皮膚(花生)
壞的盲僧用之高之拳皮膚(trick)。
WE VS TSM
LMAO the Chinese chat were all thanking Wildturtle saying stuff like
"Thank you brother Wildturtle"
"Brother Wildturtle one of our comrades"
"Honorary citizen - brother Wildturtle"
"Condi are you really worthy of Brother Wildturtle's heroism? (refrencing the top inhibitor play)"
"WE are too reliant on brother Wildturtle"
"Brother Wildturtle is WE's messiah"
"Brother Wildturtle, please give us your guidance once more"
"Brother Wildturtle, your job here is done"
"MVP - brother Wildturtle"
——笑死了，中文頻道裡充斥著龜哥入黨的段子：
“多謝龜哥”
“龜哥是黨員”
“榮譽市民——龜哥”
“condi你真的對得起龜哥的英勇無畏麼”
“WE全靠龜哥carry。”
等等等等。
No appreciation for brother Sven?
——難道沒有人對Sven哥表示出欣賞麼？
China, the unofficial World Champion in memeing
——中國——段子界的無冕之王。
League of legend's agent 3154
——LOL屆的3154
(dota2屆的著名藝術家EEsama在secrect的時候，在一場對NB的比賽中，優勢拿盾，NB的kaka公頻打字3154，本意是記錄盾消時間，結果EEsama帶盾上高，拖到31分鐘盾消準時開打，一場團戰secret五個人死了四個，江湖人遂稱3154是EEsama和中國隊的接頭暗號。)
Turtle: "Hey guys wanna see me throw?"
Sven: "Hold my beer."
——
Turtle: “嘿你們想看我送麼？”
Sven：一起哈啤
我相信你們都聽說過TSM是比爾森一人帶四眼，但是你聽說過他們教練是個紅眼石的事麼？
這是進階版：
With every game turtle plays here at MSI doublelifts job security gets stronger
——龜哥在MSI上每打一場，大師兄的下賽季地位就越穩固。
GAM vs WE
“Everyone beats everyone and in the end Koreans win”
——大家全在亂鬥，反正最後是韓國隊勝利。
humanities strongest kha'zix
——人類最強螳螂(兵長人類最強)
5 wildcards
——五支外卡隊
You call wildcards, I say 5 second best regions in the world!
——你叫他們外卡，我們樂觀家族的管這叫五個世界第二強賽區！
We can be proud now! Without korea we are all winners!
——這個可以有！除了韓國隊，我們都是贏家！
We need to stop making fun of teams for losing to GAM or getting outplayed early. They're legitimately a great early game team and their style of play is actually insane.
——我們不應該再取笑那些輸給GAM或者早期被GAM壓制的隊伍了，GAM無疑是一支非常擅長前期的隊伍，遊戲風格也非常令人贊許。
""League of Legends is a simple game. 10 players throw skillshots at eachother for a 40 minutes, and at the end SKT always win" - Papasmithy"
——“LOL是個簡單的遊戲，10個選手互相扔技能40min，然後SKT贏了。”——Papasmithy
I'm not sure about "40 mins" The rest is ok
——我覺得除了“40min”，別的說的都對。
這場比賽的levi
saw Gigabyte Marines jungler using $15 office keyboard - Logitech K120.
——說個小事，我想我看見GAM的打野用的鍵盤是羅技K120辦公鍵盤，15美刀。
and a fuhlen L102 mouse as well. around $5 for that one vietnamese players are used to cybercafes where gaming gears are luxuries, so playing on dirt cheap m&k is not a problem at all when you've spent 5000 hours on those
——他的滑鼠是富勒L102，大概5美刀吧。而且他們並不能支付的起遊戲基地的費用，一般都在網吧訓練。所以說芝蘭未必生於華堂。
SKT 5-0
TSM, G2, FW, WE, GAM 2-3
THE GAP IS TRULY CLOSING BOYS
——SKT 5-0
TSM, G2, FW, WE, GAM 2-3
差距確實在縮小啊，老鐵。
G2 VS FW
Trick: What are all these ppl in the audience scream ?
Perkz: Dunno, I don't speak portugese.
Trick: Wait, isn't Portugal in Europe ?
Zven: Yes, but we are not..
Perkz: STFU Zven! Yes Trick, we are in Portugal, Europe.
Trick: Wow, you should've said that earlier.
——
Trick:下面這些觀眾在喊什麼？
Perkz:不知道，我又不懂葡萄牙語。
Trick:等等，葡萄牙不是在歐洲麼？
Zven:是的啊，但是我們不是。
Perkz:住嘴，Zven！是的trick，我們在葡萄牙，歐洲。
Trick: 我去，你怎麼不早點告訴我啊。
Youngbuck: Damn how do we get our team to do well in MSI?
Ocelote: just tell em that FW is a EU team lmaooo
Youngbuck: ...
Ocelote: ...
Youngbuck: You a genius
——
Youngbuck:我們怎麼才能讓隊伍在MSI上表現像樣點啊？
Ocelote: 要麼告訴他們FW是個歐洲隊吧。
Youngbuck: ...
Ocelote: ...
Youngbuck:你真是個天才。
No no guys, it's not Flash Wolves, it's Copenhagen Wolves
——不不兄弟們，這不是閃電狼，這是哥本哈根狼隊。
Weldon somehow managed to mindgame Trick into thinking this is the EU LCS.
——Weldon終於成功腦控trick，讓他以為自己在打EU LCS了。
SKT VS FW
Phreak saying "the game has broken wide open" when SKT got two kills really sums up this game.
——Phreak在SKT拿到兩個擊殺時候的評論“這場比賽已經崩了”完美概括了這場遊戲。
2k gold lead against SKT? unwinnable game
——對SKT時拿到2千經濟優勢？贏不了的。
Playing vs Skt? Unwinnable game.
——打SKT？贏不了的。
Forget Season 3-4 Wolf. This guy is a monster and the best support in the world right now...
——忘了S3-S4的wolf吧，現在他就是世界上最好的輔助。
Now that the 'Korean Killers' have fallen, all hope is lost
——現在連“韓國殺手”都倒了，已經沒有希望了。
The game just take 3 minutes to SKT end it.
——比賽3分鐘的時候，SKT就已經贏了。